Would you rather thread

[Blyss 975]

partner smell terrible, she wouldn't be my partner for too long tho lul

would you rather have a kid when you're 20 years old or 4 kids when you're 40?

 

[VENGA BUS 2,027]

Four kids when I'm forty. More established and can let my brood descend upon CSGO, bringing pain and suffering wherever they tread.

 

Would you rather live in a soulless consumerist society with declining wages, living standards and fewer opportunities, placated with non-durable goods like smart phones when your parents could acquire appreciating assets on minimum wage at your age, or would you rather start a violent revolution that could make things infinitely better or infinitely worse?

Edited December 16, 2016 by VENGA BUS

[JamesG 70]

violent revolution that could make things infinitely better or infinitely worse, if theres a chance for better its worth it.

 

Crap car and have children or nice car and never have kids?

[AFKILLER 17]

Nice car without kids? Ez pz. 

 

Dick sized nipples or nipple sized dicks? 

 

[Guest]

Would you rather have 5 exams all in one day or one each day of the week.

[System 32 2]

I would want one exam each day of the week.

Cause 5 exams in one day will make me kill myself

Would you rather be bald? or have no eyebrows.

[GingerPopper 402]

You didn't really state if it was permanent or not, but if it is withought a doubt eyebrows, you can draw them back on if you really want to (albeit probably getting weird looks now and then), if its not permanent hair, because eyebrows take fucking ages to grow back.

Would you rather eat maggots from a corpse, or eat a used condom?

Edited December 21, 2016 by GingerPopper

[Sniffles 175]

Eat maggots from a corpse, there is no way I'm eating another man's babies

 

Would you rather live a amazing life and do amazing things but no one knows you / speaks to you or live a dull life and everyone knows you / wants to talk to you

[The Untainted One 452]

Live an amazing life and do amazing things. I'm not really that bothered if nobody knew who I was or wanted to talk to me.

If you won the lottery, would you rather take all the money or have a small percentage of your winnings given to you each year for the rest of your life? 

 

[Doomblade94 50]

Have a small percentage given to me for the rest of my life.

Would you rather play a game with the best graphics but the shittiest gameplay, or a game with the shittiest graphics but the best gameplay?

[Jamie 2,319]

SHITTIEST BEST

 

RIGHT ARM OR LEFT LEG

[Jak 1,381]

loose left leg

right foot or left hand

[Fluxy 1,660]

Right foot cause I like to bend it like beckham. 

Nokia 3210 or Nokia 3310? 

[Jamie 2,319]

3310

 

LEFT EYE OR RIGHT HAND'S MIDDLE FINGER

[VENGA BUS 2,027]

Right middle finger. I don't need to right click because I only nova anyway.

Would you rather be rich in a poor country or average in a rich country (like UK average)?